西蒙·阿姆斯特尔：麻木 Simon Amstell: Numb

脱口秀的高级形式就是表演者把自己揉碎了，在自我修复的过程中提纯痛苦，取悦观众。而Simon本人也精确无比地总结出了这套公式：tragedy + time + joke = comedy。这个集本喵（气质）和卷西（外貌）于一身的男孩，让人怎么不心水？

Last week I ate an apple. Do you know what I mean?

脆弱的易碎的敏感的，渴望爱却又面对亲密关系无所适从的。Simon如此真诚地分享自己生活中那些最为隐秘的悲伤时刻，带着千帆过尽的畅然，而我却似乎看见那只小黑猫坐在一地瘪了的气球中间，longing to be saved from the loneliest depression and fear.

好爱他啊！！Marry me, it's an emergency(*˘︶˘*) We're all thinking too much and not feeling enough. You cannot think your way to enlightenment. Do something from a point of pure joy, rather than any ego.

外国人真的很爱“找自己”Simon依旧维持着烦恼